Y Me

I don't wish to sound like a child, especially as I have spent the majority of my life trying to convince everyone that i am an adult but one question nags me constantly. WHY ME?

Also.

1 - Why is psycho Drufus on my case?

2 - Why am I dragged across time and space against my will and without any warning?

3 - Why is Drufus so interested in my dead sister? Refusing to comprehend the basic principle of death as a finite situation.

4 - Why are we sat around at my home, in the one place on the planet that Drufus is guaranteed to eventually find me - why don't we just leg it?

I put all of the above to my knowledgeable friend McFizzer and he has given me his considered answers -

Which I now quote -

1 - I don't know.

2 - I don't know.

3 - I don't know.

and finally, 4 - Why play away from home when you can play on your own turf a home match is always advantageous.

All of which leads me to two conclusions. McFizzer is an idiot and also possibly a football supporter.

However he did add one glimmer of hope to his answers as he wandered off into the garden, "perhaps Drufus has reason to believe Lilly is still alive."

I say a glimmer of hope but on further consideration it is obviously bollocks as i did unfortunately witness her appalling demise.